"I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself."
ooooooh my god my heart
There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
*plays with tie nervously at job interview*
"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."
"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"